fysche
Bahamian, p.2


So yeah, the routine is:
yoga in the morning
uber long walk
shop
beach
coke
fish
sunset
dinner (cruise on the boat?)
TV
bed


2 weex.

It's been a gr8 year...the best of my life. This year eye put out a novel, starred in a real movie (look up HEY DJ on Imdb.com), and quasidated my favor8 rock God on the planet (zwan.com). Next year eye hope 2 do more of the same, only on an even higher level, and eye'd like 2 have lots of Grover Clevelands backing me up as the fruits of my labors. Lots of self-promotion and damn it, let's break this celibacy already.

The thing is, eye've w8ed so long now, the next person will have 2 B uber special or it will B anticlimactic, Eye can't just give away my reborn virginity 2 N E 1, not even the ultra hot 19 year old Cuban liquor shopkeeper eye left back in Miami...along with my EX husband.

O, & ASK can relax...there R no pir8s here.

This ain't even the Caribbean...eye found out we R still in the Hotlantic...the Caribbean is further South...Like eye will B...next month, writing U from Thailand
where
eye'll B lucky 2 find an Internet cafe...
unless eye'm Banging Kok.
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVERYBODY

Image: Jay Michaelson

Fysche's life is performance art.

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