| Knowledge, Community, Irony, and Love 
 
	Recently, I've been thinking a lot about how I've tended to 
associate being 
cool - that is, being the sort of person that other people want to be - 
with knowledge.  In reality, I suppose cool is something innate, a kind of 
personality trait like calmness or determination that, if we're not born 
with it, it's at least something we acquire at a very early age.  But I've 
long believed, or hoped, the contrary: that cool is a matter of what you 
know, i.e., something you can learn.  If you just learn enough about the 
right social codes or records or books or films, you can develop cool 
taste, talk cool, act cool.  Cool is largely a matter of sincerity and 
confidence, but to be confident and sincere about one's opinions, they 
have to be considered.  Then (and only then) whatever that personal taste 
is, it's cool, if you've thought about it, and considered it, and figured 
out what about it resonates with something inside of you.
 
	Obviously, there is no one cool genre.  Some people will really 
groove on heavy metal music.  For others, antique furniture.  Whatever.  
But it's cool because there is an authentic connection between the 
art/social code and the person who espouses it.  If you're trying to look 
like a rave kid because you think it's cool, but it's not really you, then 
you're a stupid poseur who needs to get real.  On the other hand, if 
you're really into country music, because it speaks to something inside of 
you and you live the ideals for which it stands, cool.
 
	(The only thing it would seem impossible to be cool about is 
mass-produced sentimental crap like Michael Bolton or Hallmark cards, 
which are inherently insincere, as they market phony sincerity in a 
calculated way.  Of course, you can wallow in the cheese of it, but then 
what you're really into is irony, not the particular objects of your 
irony.)
 
 
	Recently, I attended a short film festival downtown, which was the 
culmination of an 18-day long experiment.  The idea: put writers, 
directors, and crew together - people who didn't know each other before - 
and give them two weeks to make a ten-minute film.  Eight teams were 
assembled, and eight films shown at the festival.  (Info about the 
festival: Raw 
Impressions Website)  The results were mixed, with 
some films being entirely hilarious (e.g., a largely-improvised meeting of 
Elton John fans who share their pathological obsessions) and others quite 
tedious.
 
	One film, though, stood out for being totally incomprehensible, 
and exemplified the issues of artistic communication discussed above.  
It's not that the film was particularly avant garde or opaque - on the 
contrary, it was all too easy to watch and absorb.  What was complicated 
about the film was: is it a parody, or is it sincere?  Are we laughing 
with it - or at it?
 
	A few facts about the film.  It was called "Vicious Cycle."  It 
was a ten-minute faux-Broadway musical (think an L.A. version of "West 
Side Story"), interspersed with a hyper-expressionistic interpretive dance 
number.  There were three characters: a thirty-something man, his 
girlfriend, and his girlfriend's best friend, who he sleeps with.  The 
girlfriend finds out, the man is dumped, the best friend instantly regrets 
what she has done and throws out the guy out of regret, then tries to get 
him back, etc.  Everyone ends heartbroken.  Along the way, the audience is 
treated to ludicrously awful song lyrics (e.g., "I've always fallen for 
men/Who aren't my type/But I'd hoped you'd be the one/To break the vicious 
cycle."), lots of over-the-top ballet-Flashdance fusion dance (featuring 
three underwear-clad dancers roughly dancing out the dynamic of the three 
characters), and even cheesy video editing effects.
 
	This was bad, bad film.  The question: was it intentionally bad?
  
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